All you're doing is looking at a simple website.

You think you have everything covered.

What's the worst that could happen?

Then you're suddenly hit by litres of Dr Pepper and become very sticky.

You try to take a shower but your water's gone, so you go next door.

Your neighbour isn't wearing any clothes,

but you don't mind because you're sticky and you have to take a shower.

You get a little freaked out in the bathroom because of all the cameras,

but you shower nevertheless.

But all that aside, you do have to wonder how Speed 2 would have been different if Jason Patric and Willem Defoe's characters both grew to gargartuan sizes towards the movie's climax.